Don't Snicker

Here are a couple of words defined on the inside of a snicker's wrapper. I found them entertaining.

Substantialiscious \sub-'stan(t)-shu-'li'shus\ (noun). The weight of something when you weight it with your tongue.

Peanutopolis \pE-nut-a-pu-lis\ (noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.